Philosospondylus

Oh look, I did a meme. A sauropodomorph tries to think about the awful logic of the awesomebro world.

Instead of transferring their affections to actual fully-scaly dinosaurs, certain people keep wanting to needlessly shave and stick scales unto coelurosaurs against what the evidence indicates.

In fact, most groups of non-coelurosaurs are actually underrated! For example, hadrosaurs are commonly viewed as placid, defenseless scaly burgers, because why the fuck not? Allosauroideans are commonly said to have weak bites that do little damage, just because they don't have the same specializations as tyrannosaurs.

But worst of all, the sauropodomorphs have the extreme misfortune of being downplayed so massively that small human-sized dromaeosaurs can kill one with ease, albino theropods can kill whole herds of them, and having lower brainpower than a fucking amoeba. The media keeps presenting them as braindead defenseless piles of easy meat. You know what, SAUROPODOMORPHS ARE NOT BRAINDEAD MOVING BURGERS FFS!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! Fuck Clash of the Dinosaurs. And Jurassic World, don't think I have forgiven you for that CoTD bullshit, I'm still looking at you.

Ok, I'm done with my rant. If you say you like scaly dinosaurs, then you should really like them, and not treat them like shit. Please, give the sauropodomorphs at least some respect. They were a very diverse and highly successful group of animals, and they have the most impressive and majestic titans that ever walked the Earth, that should be worthy of consideration.

#sauropodsarecool #sauropodsareawesome #givesauropodstherespecttheydeserve